Catching Up and a Little Fun

Well I missed the beer fest and Cinco de Mayo this year. What the hell is my problem?

A few fun beer quotes.

"Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink."
-Whitstran Brewery sign

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-Dave Barry

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
-Humphrey Bogart

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'"
-Deep Thought, Jack Handy

"The easiest way to spot a wanker in a pub is to look around and find who's drinking a Corona with a slice of lemon in the neck."
-Warwick Franks

"Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine."
-David Moulton

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
-Homer Simpson

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
-Frank Sinatra

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
-Henny Youngman

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."
-Frank Zappa

These and a whole lot of good beer stuff at
http://www.tobp.com/