Time For St. Patrick's Day Again

No question, along with Cinco de Mayo, St Patrick's Day has become on of the BIG drinking days in America. This year because of an early Easter many will celebrate on Sat. the 15th instead of the 17th (and some will use the opportunity to do both days).

Now I've posted lots of Irish jokes here before so instead of repeating just go here
http://sixbeers.blogspot.com/2005/03/
st-patricks-day-is-thursday.html

And one new one.....

Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness Beer!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat!

Cheers!!

Robot

Chassis is a remote control/potentially autonomous drink delivering machine. He’s outfitted with all sort of things that go “whir” and “blink” and is equipped with a nice pressurized pony keg system for beer or wine or kool-aid or what have you.



http://www.suicidebots.com/2008/02/25/hanging-with-chassis/

And as some have noted there is smothing a little phallic about that spout.